Your name is EQUIUS ZAHHAK.

You are currently 9 sweeps, which makes you roughly 19 in Earth years.

Technically speaking you are older than that, since you have been, for quite some time, DECEASED, UNLIVING, and otherwise DEAD, but you tend to forget how long e%actly.

You are FAIRLY CONTENT with your current predicament. Although you aren't as STRONG as you were alive, you also aren't as FURIOUS and your STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE have mellowed out somewhat.

[this is a sideblog so I won't be able to follow back !]

D --> Oh fiddlesticks

horsefeatherfletching started following you

D —> Salutations 

D —> I have never met one of my alternates 

D —> But I assume our mutual acquaintance will be enjoyable 

Apr 28th at 3PM / tagged: horsefeatherfletching. / reblog / 1 note

vulpes-misophonia:

}} mostly, yes~

}} he’s sick right now, though. poor thing.

D —> Er 

D —> Well I do not know much about sickness but I assume it is unfortunate 

D —> I would offer assistance but I fear my aptitude lies elsewhere 

(Source: f001ishness)

Apr 28th at 2PM / via: vulpes-misophonia / op: f001ishness / tagged: vulpes-misophonia. / reblog / 7 notes

vulpes-misophonia:

}} my experiences with other equii have been positive fffor the most part, even considering the views they offften hold offf lower-blooded trolls.

}} i have even become matesprits with one~

D —> Have you now 

D —> Is that, er 

D —> Going well for you 

(Source: f001ishness)

Apr 28th at 2PM / via: vulpes-misophonia / op: f001ishness / tagged: vulpes-misophonia. / reblog / 7 notes
musicboxmelodies: oh dear....what a tragic sight this is too see

D —> I see nothing of e%emplary sadness occurring  

D —> But I suppose I will take your word for it 

musicboxmelodies started following you

D —> Er 

D —> Salutations to you as well 

D —> I believe I remember you vaguely 

D —> Though no doubt it is not the e%act one I am speaking to presently 

vulpes-misophonia:

}} hello there!

}} i don’t think I have met you specifffically, but i am fffamiliar with some offf your alternates~

}} anyway, my name’s zerdal cetera. nice to meet you~

D —> That seems to be that case for quite a number of trolls I have become aquainted with today 

D —> I do hope my alternates behoove in an acceptably conciliatory way

D —> I assume it is also nice to meet you 

(Source: f001ishness)

Apr 28th at 1PM / via: vulpes-misophonia / op: f001ishness / tagged: vulpes-misophonia. / reblog / 7 notes

glubbinawway:

yea an i could care less so go suck a dick eq

an yea at least youre in one piece snrk snrk

its not like you can die again anywways so wwhat does it matter

D —> Honestly your usage of offensive language is bordering on puerile

D —> And yes I know techincally speaking I can’t 

D —> But there are definitely a number of ways my day could be made unpleasant that do not include e%iting the mortal coil 

(Source: f001ishness)

Apr 28th at 1PM / via: glubbinawway / op: f001ishness / tagged: glubbinawway. / reblog / 16 notes

glubbinawway:

no one but you asks howw someone is farin today

ahahaha eq you fuckin loser

im pretty ok i guess

wwhat about you

D —> You are basing your conclusion off of incomplete data 

D —> I am sure other people use the same vernacular as myself 

D —> And I assume I am alright 

D —> I am in one piece and it is generally pleasant today 

(Source: f001ishness)

Apr 28th at 1PM / via: glubbinawway / op: f001ishness / tagged: glubbinawway. / reblog / 16 notes

glubbinawway:

im perfectly FINE so stop tryin to act all concerned hmph

an wwhat are you evven babblin about stop tiltin your head like that

> straightens up immediately. 

D —> Er, well alright 

D —> To be honest feelings are really rather tiring, generally

D —> But being concerned has become something of a habit and it is difficult to cease 

D —> Er 

D —> So how are you faring today 

(Source: f001ishness)

Apr 28th at 1PM / via: glubbinawway / op: f001ishness / tagged: glubbinawway. / reblog / 16 notes

glubbinawway:

yea

yea i suppose

> Droops his fins.

D —> Is something the matter 

D —> Er, I am only basing this judgement off of the few minutes I have spoken with you 

D —> Perhaps after a while the outlook will turn more positive 

> tilts his head slightly in confusion. 

D —> Do they usually do that 

(Source: f001ishness)

Apr 28th at 1PM / via: glubbinawway / op: f001ishness / tagged: glubbinawway. [sux 2b u]. / reblog / 16 notes